I had a pet monkey-cross-chimpanzee tied in my room but i was scared it was going to attack me so i told my dad we have to get rid of it but before we did i had to take photos with him and while we were doing so he turned into my 3 yr-old cousin.
Fish were trying to reproduce in a tank by spitting out tiny eggs which were sucked up by a tiny blue elephants trunk in the same tank and then blew them out of its trunk in the form of big bubblegum bubbles which i then put into a safer tank with suitable fish reproductive conditions.
I had a dream that my brother came into my room as i woke up telling me to log onto this website and write my dreams down.
I once dreamt I had sex with Pamela Anderson, but before everyone outhere goes crazy and screams of top of their lungs and say who hasn’t, let me tell you the twist. Believe it or not it was on the moon where i could see the moon landing site. I took her there, we did our business and let me tell you i satisfied her to the extent that her butt made a bigger dent on the moon than the moon landing. true story.
It was my friend’s 21st in this weird dark hall, and his brothers started playing some prank, where they started to wank off their fake penises and had it connected to some hoses in their jackets shooting out fake come. Then my friend, who was sitting on a throne for some reason and says ‘That’s not how you do it, this is “how” you do it’ and whipped off his cloak (yes he was only wearing a cloak) and flopped out this unnatural huge fat cock and started wanking it in front of everyone and spraying everyone with his man juice. Then my greek friend turned to me and said “I always knew it was big!”
So I made some new friends, we hung out and stuff, and then one of them is eager to show me something on Facebook. When I look, I saw my profile picture is actually me holding some beers naked sitting on a floaty in a small pool, with my nudie bits sticking out!! Apparently I must have had a wild party the night before.
I had a dream that my dad had died in some car crash, but then later it was revealed he suffocated in his sleep. I was heaps sad and was angry at my family for keeping it a secret. What was weird is that his ghost was there and I could hear him speak and talk to him. My family was then at some beach restaurant, and then Tom Selleck approached my mum saying how she needed someone to take care of her and then gave us some wedges, and my dad’s ghost was still there and we were both like WTF
I was at a harbour city, and I went on the harbour but I also went into the water to travel faster to the other side. The other side was like Mario game where there were blocks I had to jump on or I would fall. I think there were monster heads on walls shooting wind.
I dreamt I was fixing God’s computer. Why can he make the Universe in 6 days but can’t fix a computer?
Went to this big shopping centre where people used slides to go from the top floors down, instead of escalators. Now that would be pretty mad IRL lol
